LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"
Can you just imagine
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you
somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
leaf jonin social media headcanons:
- kakashi has had a blog longer than anyone else, he’s just never told anyone about it because he only logs on to tumblr once a week to reblog some cute dogs and post his own dog pictures. it’s just a getaway for him to relax when off duty really. he never posts selfies. he only uses snapchat to talk to asuma and gai (mostly just gai) he secretly has a sideblog on tumblr where he posts his reviews of erotic literature and has like 5k followers on there. he has never told anyone that he runs this blog. he also has a twitter which has a TON of followers even though it’s just his thoughts from the day. the only people he follows on twitter are gai and yamato.
- gai has a youtube channel and a twitter and uses his youtube channel to make and post exercise instruction videos from everything from water aerobics to pilates to weight lifting to zumba. his twitter is mostly him talking about something that his students just did or all-caps inspirational messages.
- kurenai has a private twitter to talk to her friends that she doesn’t use all that much, and snapchats with asuma frequently because he’s really bad at snapchatting and to her it’s kind of endearing. she also has a personal blog on tumblr that’s mostly just photo reblogs and feminism although she does post selfies occasionally. she’s been asked to do a makeup tutorial several times but never has posted one because she hates filming herself doing things.
- asuma has a joint youtube channel that he shares with asuma and shikaku that’s 90% videos of either them playing shogi or discussing strategy in board games/battle. the last 10% of the channel is asuma fucking around with throwing knives. these videos get more views that any of the others. he snapchats like a goddamn straight boy with the exception that a lot of his snapchats are taken on-duty so not all of them are shirtless photos. he has a humor blog that he doesn’t use often and the one time he posted a selfie he jokingly referred to himself as ‘daddy’ and now he has a lot of weird daddy kink blogs following him and a LOT of really weird messages. he doesn’t use tumblr anymore.
- yamato moves blogs a lot because he gets nervous having more than 1k followers and his stuff gets popular a lot faster than he’d expected. his text posts are mostly that weird surreal and apathetic brand of humor and they get a ridiculous amount of notes. he also posts a lot of pictures of the cool stuff he can do with wood jutsu sometimes and claims they’re natural occurrences. that tree shaped like an exquisitely detailed penis was not a natural occurrence. he has a snapchat but really only uses it to talk to kakashi. he sends a lot more snapchats to kakashi than he receives in return but is undeterred since he knows that kakashi just doesn’t like snapchat that much and it’s not him. he got a twitter once and only used it for a day before never touching it again.
Jack: Gavin’s gonna be an awesome parent.
Gavin: Why… what?
Ray: “Why what” what?
Gavin: Why am I gonna be an empty parent?
- epsilonics said:14, 24, 44, and 94~ ♥
aahhhh thank !!!
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
um??? maybe a little bit?? idk i’m always a big believer in “everything will turn out...
- you can all yiff in hell with that smelly fur jacket abomination with a disgusting half goatee i hope he smells like the dog kibble you know he eats
- the-slug-princess said:OH YEAH?!!!! OH YEA!!!! FIND ME IN THE NORTHEAST, PUNK
i will jump out of my window to fly across the country and hit you with a bible for thinking kiba is hot